Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker


 

CHICKEN SOUP
FOR THE BEER DRINKER

 

 

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true
than be selfish and worry about my liver."

- Jack Handy

 

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "

- Frank Sinatra

 

"An intelligent man is sometimes
forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

- Ernest Hemingway

 

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not."

- Stephen Wright

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

-  Dave Barry

 

BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!

 

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

 

 

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