Men Turning Into Women
Yesterday, scientists for
the US Drug Administration suggested that men should take a look at their beer
consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men
turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and went to the bathroom excessively. No further testing is planned.
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