Blonde and Blue
A blonde man showed up
at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him
they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened
at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what
really happened.
So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on
my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in
front of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was
stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached
over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she
hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.
The next week he showed up to work and his face
was beaten really badly! Again the guys asked him what had
happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again
they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church.
I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns,
there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress
again stuck up her butt-crack."
At this point the other men interrupted and
said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack
again?"
"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew
she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."
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