The
Poor Blonde
A blonde owned a small business that
she was about to lose, so she went to the church and
prayed: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my
business."
She didn't win.
So the next day she was about to lose
her business and her car. She went to the church to
pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my
business and my car."
Still, she didn't win.
So the next day she was about to lose
her business, her car and her house. She went to the
church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will
lose my business, my car and my house."
Then suddenly the blonde was
surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the
booming voice of God declare, "Buy a ticket!!!"
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