A woman was wanting to get breast
implants. She asked her husband, "Do you think we
can afford $5000 to get me some bigger boobs?"
The husband replied, "Honey, I have a
perfect solution to this problem and it won't cost us a
dime. Just take some
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts over and
over and your boobs will get bigger."
"How on Earth will that work?,"
the wife asked.
"I don't know how it works, but
it sure did work on your ass after all these years and
look how big it has become!"