The Bull Auction
A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday
afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The
auctioneer announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was more than
5 times a month!"
The second bull is announced: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120
times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month! What do YOU
say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull comes up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced
360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day
of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "Sure, once a day! But
ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"
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