Funny Joke - Funny Custody Joke Courtroom Humor

Who Should Get Custody?


A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.

The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first.

She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process. This is my child and a part of me."

The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.

The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out. Now tell me, who does the drink belong to: me or the machine?"


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