Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for
fixing everything!
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped
over the bar. He
walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies
Paul, "You know
that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out,
but I got an
erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul,
straightening up,
"I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she
agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but
I was worried
I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and
taped "it" to my
leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".
"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul,
"and I rang
her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest,
dress you ever saw."
