Dumb Sports Quotes


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Sports Quotes


Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all
dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the Skins say, "I'd run over my
own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, "To
win, I'd run over Joe's Mom too."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
Jenkins:  "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earings."

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1966:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to
graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

 Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don
 King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went
to prison for three years, not Princeton."

  Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime
of  heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up
at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

 Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining
to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a
 baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an  aunt."

 Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told
him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?"
He said, "Coach,
I don't  know and I don't care."

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he
told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, it looks to me like
you're spending too much time on one subject."




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