Some things... you just can't explain

 


The Farmer and the Cow

   

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
A man comes in and asks the farmer,
"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things... you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened that was so horrible?

Farmer:  Well, if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow, milking her.
Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.

Man: That's not so bad, what's the big deal?

Farmer: Some things...  you just can't explain.

Man: So then what happened.



Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope.
Then I sat down and continued to milk her.
Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things...  ya just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: So then what did you do?

Farmer: I sat back down and continued to milk her,
and just as I got the bucket just about full,
the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Wow, you must have been pretty upset!

Farmer: Some things...  you just can't explain.

Man: So then what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope,
so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.
In that very moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.


 

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