The Blind
Clerk
and
the Farting Woman
A woman goes into a store to buy a
fishing rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just
grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a store employee
standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir
.....can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can
tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it
makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He
said "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking
for so I'll take it" He walks behind the counter to the register.
And in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but
then realizes
that there is no way he could tell it was her ... being blind he
wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yes
ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and
the catfish stink bait is $2.50!"
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