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The Blonde and the Trees
A State Trooper pulls a car
over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is
there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied,
"Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up
and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was
another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree
in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view
mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air
freshener."
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