Squeezing Every Last Drop
Out of Ya
A father walks
into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is
holding a
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going
blue in the face. The
father realizes the boy has swallowed the
quarter and starts panicking,
shouting for help.
A well
dressed, attractive and serious looking woman,
in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks
up, puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
on the counter, gets up from
her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across
the book store.
Reaching the
boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes
hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,
gently at first and then
ever so firmly.
After a few
seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the
boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the
father and
walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he
is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the
woman replied. "Divorce
attorney".
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