Can you guess the gender
of these items?
SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears useful for a wide
variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go.
TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON -- male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a
fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES -- female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because
it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.
Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS -- male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see
right through them.
SUBWAY -- male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS -- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but
it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL --
female...Ha!...you thought it would be male. But
consider, it gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons
to push, he keeps trying.