Going to Heaven

Who Wants to Go to Heaven?


A preacher walks into a bar and says, "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up."

Everybody stands up except for a drunk standing way off in the corner.

The preacher says, "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?"

The drunk looks startled and replies, "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now!"


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