Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when
his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what
the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked,
"What are you up to there, Timmy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, without
looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big
hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's inside your freakin' cat!"