Would I Get Into Heaven?
The teacher asked the children in the Sunday School
class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage
sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get
into Heaven?"
"NO"! the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into
Heaven"? Again, the answer was "NO"!
"Well," the teacher continued, "then how can I get
into
Heaven?" In the back of the room, a 5 year old boy
shouted out, "You gotta be dead"!
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