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Three Old Men
Three men were discussing aging at the
nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the
60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee and
most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing
comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the
70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap
anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the
toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the
80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you
have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No,
not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a
racehorse on a flat rock: no problem at all." said the
80-year-old.
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the
70-year-old. "No, I crap every morning at 6:30." the
older man responded.
With great exasperation, the
60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee
every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So
what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until
7:00!"
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