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Halloween Jokes


Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghouls best friend!


What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

You suck.


Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the Boos.


Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

He didn't have a haunting license.



What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?


How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? 

With scare spray...

What is a vampires least favorite food?



What do they teach in witching school?



How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?

So long sucker!

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? 

Because they don't have any body to go out with... 


What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

A cereal killer... 

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? 

Fasten your sheet belts... 


Why was there no food left after the monster's party?

Because everybody was a-goblin!


Why was the little ghost crying?

Because he had a BOO-BOO!


What's a Vampire's favorite fruit?



What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A Hoblin Goblin!


Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts!


Why does a Mummy make a bad birthday gift?

Because he is too hard to unwrap!


What do goblins and ghosts drink

when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?



What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?



What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

He is mist.


What are a ghost's favorite kind of streets?

Dead ends.


What happens when two vampires meet?

It is love at first bite!


What do you call a little monsters parents?

Mummy and Deady.


What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?



What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It's a pain in the neck.

What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?

They suck!



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