How Dumb Are You?

 

 

How Dumb Are You?

Let's see how dumb you are with this little test...

 

1) If it takes twenty minutes to hard-boil one goose egg,
 how long will it take to hard-boil four goose eggs?

20 minutes, 4 eggs can be boiled at the same time.

 

2) Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?


     ....Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.


        
3) Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?


     .....Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.    

 

4) Can a man in California  marry his widow's sister?


     ....No. He must be dead if it is his widow.


    
5) Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10.
     What do you get?


     .....  Seventy (70).  Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60.


    
6) A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half
     an hour.   How long will the pills last?


     ......One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at
     1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour
     has passed.


    
7) A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are
     left?


     .....  Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.


    
    
8) A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?


     .....  Meat ... that is self-explanatory.

 

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