Funny Jokes If I Died Would You Remarry?
 
 
 

The Annoying Wife

Would You Remarry?

 

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the  wife looks over at him and asks the question....


 
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

 
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

 
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

 
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

 
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

 
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

 
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

 
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

 
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

 
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

 
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

 
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

 
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

 
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

 
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

 
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

 
WIFE E: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

 
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

 
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

 
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

 
WIFE: -- silence --

 

 

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