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A juggler, driving to his next
performance,
is stopped by the police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid
doing in your
car?" Asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" Says the doubtful cop.
"Lets see you do it."
The juggler gets
out and starts
juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow," says the
driver to his
wife.
"I'm glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test
they're giving now!"

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