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Squeezing Every Last Drop
The local bar was
so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that
they offered a standing $1000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice
ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone
who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win
the money.
Many people had
tried over time, including the professional wrestlers
and bodybuilders, but nobody could do it.
One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing a tie and
a pair of pants hiked up past his belly button.
He said in a
squeaky annoying voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
Even the hillbilly chicks burst into laughter.
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said,
"Ok," grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. He then handed
the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's
laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his
fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and
asked the little man, "What did you do for a living? Are
you a lumberjack, weight lifter, or what?"
The man replied, "I work for the IRS."
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