The Lucky Frog
A man takes
the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second
hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears,
"Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to
the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The
frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood." The guy
takes out a 3 wood.
Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to
say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in
his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog,
now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the
roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The
frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game
the man figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man
takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the
frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won
me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did
for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous
15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in
my room. So help me God, or my name is not William Jefferson
Clinton."
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