May I Have This Dance?



May I Have This Dance?

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says,

"Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song,

but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me,

I said you look fat in those pants."



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