Married for a Night
A man and a woman, who
had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental
train. Though
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep
quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the
man leaned over
and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm
awfully cold."
"I
have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow!
That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After
a moment of silence, he farted. |