How many men does
it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it!
Why is a
Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have
smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them
to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know
when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart
more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough
to build up the required pressure.
What's worse than
a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
I married a Miss
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die
before their wives?
They want to.
In the beginning,
God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Send this to a few
good men who need a laugh
and to the select few women who can handle the truth !