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One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard
his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma.
Ta ta Grandpa."
The father didn't quite
know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying.
The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor
of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it
was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard
his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta
ta, Grandma."
The father was worried,
but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next
morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart
attack.
Really scared now, the
father decided to wait outside his son's door the next
night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God
bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was
crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to
the doctor's office early the next day to make sure his health
was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was
waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here
-- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead
on our porch this morning!"
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