Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. bear and Mr. rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did he always gave them six wishes.

He told them that they could have three wishes each. Mr. bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately and the rabbit put it on. Mr. bear was amazed at Mr. rabbits choice, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. rabbit then asked for a motorcycle.

It appeared before him and he got on it and started revving the engine. Mr. bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.

Shaking his head, Mr. bear made his final wish, that all the bears in the world were female leaving him as the only male bear in the world.  The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. rabbit for his last wish. Mr. rabbit revved the engine, thought for a moment, then said, "I wish that Mr. bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could.