Pregnant with Twins
The other day my neighbor, who is
blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy
but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for
Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going tohave TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I
asked her how she knew.
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out