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The Redneck and the Fancy Car
A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas
on their way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, the
man decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up.
"What can I do fer y'all?" the attendant asked.
"Fill it with supreme, " the man said.
While the attendant was filling the tank, he
looked the car up, down and sideways. "What kinda car is dis here?" he asked.
"I never seen one like it before."
"It's a brand new Cadillac, " the driver said
proudly. "It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors,
AM/FM radio with a CD player, an 8-speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering,
disk brakes, leather interior, digital instruments, a DVD player in the dash,
etc...."
"Wow, " said the attendant. "That there's the
fanciest car I ever did see."
"How much do I owe you?" asked the driver when
the attendant had finished.
"That'll be $30.25, " he replied. The driver
pulled out his money clip and peeled off a $20 and a $10. Then he went into his
pocket and pulled out a handful of change. Mixed in with the change were a few
golf tees.
"What're them little things there?" asked the
attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive, "
said the man.
"Goodness, " said the attendant. "Them Cadillac
people think of everything."
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