A Great Retirement Present
The
neighborhood postman was retiring after 25
years. On his last day of delivering mail, all
of the people on his route left him something in
the mail box in honor of his retirement. Some
left money, some left small gifts, and some met
him at the door and invited him in for a meal.
This went on all through the neighborhood. As he
proceeded through his route, the gifts got
better and better. One house even gave him a
gold watch!
He was so satisfied, but the last house paled in
comparison. As he was putting the mail in the
mailbox, the door opened, and the woman of the
house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She
invited him inside. He knew that this woman's
husband was a truck driver and was away, so he
went inside. She proceeded to give him the day
and night of his life.
The next morning he woke up to find she was
bringing him breakfast in bed. He found a dollar
bill under his plate as he ate and asked her
about it. She explained, "When I called my
husband to ask him what we should give you
for your retirement, he said, 'Screw him; give
him a dollar.' Breakfast was my idea."
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