Snappy Comeback #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to
check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand
for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed
her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see
your ticket, not your stub."
Snappy Comeback #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her
family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Snappy Comeback #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for
you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I
got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped
laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Snappy Comeback #4
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign
comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it
the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the
bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car
comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to
the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got
stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering
this bridge and ran out of gas."