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Ghetto Spelling Bee


 
Tyreal came home from school disappointed.  "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff".  
 
Mother:  "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"
 
Tyreal:  "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't.  I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".  
 
 

1. HOTEL
 - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
 
2.  HONOR ROLL
- We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.
 
3.  PLANET
- Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
 
4.  DISMAY
- I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
 
5.  OMELETTE
- I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
 
6.  STAIRWAY
- Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
 
7.  MOBILE
- I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.
 
8.  DEFENSE
- I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
 
9.   AFRO
- I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
 
10.  AFTERMATH
- I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.
 
11.  LOCKET
- I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
 
12.  DOMINEERING
- My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.
 
13    
KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
 
14.   DERANGE
- DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
 
15   DATA
- At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.
 
16.   BEWARE
- I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"
 
17.   DIMENSION
- I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
 
18.   COATROOM
- The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."
 
19.   DECIDE
- My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
 
20.   FASCINATE
- Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

 

 

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