When Statues Come to Life
For
decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other
in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them,
"That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you
both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you
want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues
to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly , but soon dashed
for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of
giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes
later, the two statues emerged from the bushes with grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking
conspiratorially.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue
and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll
shit on it's head."
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