Two married buddies are out drinking
one night when one turns to the other and says, "You
know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go
into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed
in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,
slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into
the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say,
'You as horny as I am?'... and, she always acts like
she's sound asleep!"