The Easiest to Operate On


 

Who's the Easiest to Operate On?

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
 

 

 

Send this to your friends.  They will love it!

Your message will appear here.



www.funnies.com