Yo Mama's So Stupid...

  • Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. .
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
  • Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
  • Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key. 
  • Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

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