walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his
fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said,
"Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men
normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit
puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up
and said, "Your fly is open."
up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the
cashier had told him, finally understood. He then
intentionally got in the line to check out where the
lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached
her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open
did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I
didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two