Are My Testicles Black?
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen
mask over his mouth.
A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your
face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and
hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little
distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She
whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis
out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing
is wrong with them!!!"
At this point the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again,
"Are my test results back???"
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