The Test Results

Are My Testicles Black? A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.  A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to…

The Stupid Test

OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprisedof four easy questions to determine the level of your intellect. Seeif you have what it takes to be considered “smart.” Your repliesmust be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating orwasting of time. And no cheating! On Your Mark, Get Set, Go… 1: You are…