The Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding… Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI. Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: Oh, it’s not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think…
Special!!
“Special”is a wordthat is used to describesomething one-of-a-kindlike a hug or a sunsetor a person who spreads lovewith a smile or kind gesture. “Special”describes peoplewho act from the heartand keep in mind the hearts of others. “Special”applies to somethingthat is admired and preciouswhich can never be replaced. “Special”is the wordthat best describesYOU!
Why Am I So Tired
Why I Am So Tired!!! For a couple of years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep,not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:I’m tired because I’m overworked. Here’s why: The population of this country…
Snow Door
Now THAT’S a lot of Snow!