If Women Made All Calendars…




The Texan Farmer A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and begins talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the…
The Bull and the Turkey A turkey was chatting with a bull.“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey.“But I just haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.“They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of…
20 Really Cheesy Jokes 1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 3.Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic…
A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem! “Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?” The…
Slightly Offensive, Hilarious Pictures (proceed only if you are not easily offended) Click here to see Hilarious Picture #2