If Women Made All Calendars…

Hunting Season: It’s almost that time of year again… But this year the deer are a little bit smarter…

Have you ever had this feeling? 

Shove It Up Your …!  Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.Before he…