Santa’s Dead

Oh, how times have changed.

Hands in the Clouds I would flip out if I saw the clouds form like this!

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates… It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow.

Sometimes people should think about how their last names fit together before they get married… 

“Ridiculous Quotes”

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for…