Bush Goes Undercover

The Blondeand the Coke Machine There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a…
An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a “Quik…
* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the roadwhen she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,”says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;this time he is crouched behind a…
After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following:
January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving tyke was Ms. Robertson’s son. June 1998: A 19-year-old…