No Sex Causes Bad Eyes

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates… It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow.

Hunting Season: It’s almost that time of year again… But this year the deer are a little bit smarter…

Oh, how times have changed.

Bin Laden’s Baby Picture

An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.  A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio – Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator…