A blonde is explaining to her girlfriend the bad day she’d had at work, and that her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
“How horrible!” said the friend, “What did you do?”
The blonde replies, “Well there was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn’t tell me the rest of the numbers!”
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and it will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close…
I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?
Shove It Up Your …! Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.Before he…
Now THAT’S a lot of Snow!