A blonde is explaining to her girlfriend the bad day she’d had at work, and that her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
“How horrible!” said the friend, “What did you do?”
The blonde replies, “Well there was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn’t tell me the rest of the numbers!”
Redneck 911 Call A couple of redneck hunters are out inthe woods when one of them falls to the ground.He doesn’t seem to be breathingand his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, thenwhips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operator,“O my…
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Life is NOT like a box of chocolates… It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow.
Why I Am So Tired!!! For a couple of years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep,not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:I’m tired because I’m overworked. Here’s why: The population of this country…
Yet Another Reason Not To Pass Out At A Party