Farting Granny

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: 

If Men Could Have a  Remote Control for Women  

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says; “You don’t know Jack Schitt.”Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.            Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.They had…

Hunting Season: It’s almost that time of year again… But this year the deer are a little bit smarter…