If Women Made All Calendars…

you should not be the first person to pass out at a party!

We all know this is what happens when women drink too much water…  but THIS is what happens when MEN drink too much water!

I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?

A struggling zoo’s main attraction, a gorilla, dies during their most popular season. They can’t afford to lose the gorilla so they secretly hire one of the employees to be a gorilla in a suit for an extra $500 a week. He quickly becomes even more popular than the original gorilla, everyone wants to see…

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: