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The Fattest Giraffe Ever…
Yes, this is what will happen
when McDonald’s reaches Africa.

The Fattest Giraffe Ever…
Yes, this is what will happen
when McDonald’s reaches Africa.

The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was “Timbuktu.” First to…
A blonde is explaining to her girlfriend the bad day she’d had at work, and that her boss had suffered a heart attack and died. “How horrible!” said the friend, “What did you do?” The blonde replies, “Well there was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn’t…
I just popped up to say HELLO!
Reason #3 why you should never be the first one to pass out at a party… (Reason 1 and Reason 2 in case you missed them)